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No kid had a happier
childhood than mine. Despite the fact that we were poor, my parents
managed to keep their three kids from ever realizing that fact.
I don't know how they did it, but they did.
I was probably twenty-five, and had been married for several
years before I understood just how poor we actually were. My
wife and I were talking, and it just hit me. Suddenly I knew
why we always went to the grocery store on Thursday evening.
I knew why we always had something really good for supper on
Thursday night: chicken fried steak or fried chicken, or hamburgers!
The rest of the week it was a lot of beans and potatoes. Yeah.
Thursday was payday.
The earliest grocery shopping I can remember was at Buddy's
Supermarket in Garland. It was all nice and new, like everything
in Garland was back then. What I remember most, though, was
that pale green Dr. Pepper machine in the back corner you
know the ones I'm talking about. It had the lever you pushed
down causing that little glass bottle to fall though a hole at
the bottom. Price? 6¢. Yeah. 6¢. As soon as Momma
had actually begun to place items in our basket, I would sidle
up to Daddy. He'd ignore me for a few minutes and then ask,
"What do you want?" Diplomat that I was, I'd reply,
"Can I have a nickel and a penny?" See I knew that
didn't sound like nearly as much money as 6¢. "SIX
CENTS," he'd yell. "What for?" "Oh, nuthin,"
I'd lie. He would then laugh and give me my "nickel and
a penny" and I'd hightail it back to that Dr. Pepper machine.
I'd drop those coins, press that lever, and with a "clunk"
out fell my 6 1/2 ounces of icy cold Dr. Pepper. I'd pop the
cap off and there'd be just a hint of ice forming in the bottle.
That first swig would burn! If I paced myself, I'd take my
last sip just as Mamma reached the end of her shopping. Then
I'd place my empty bottle in the wire rack that hung on the side
of the machine. Doing so somehow added to the whole experience.
This ritual was repeated every week.
Life was really simple for kids then. We didn't have all
of the choices that kids nowadays have to make. How many times
have you seen a parent pleading with a 4-year-old to make up
his mind what he wants to order in a restaurant? Hell, I didn't
make that choice until I got old enough to pay the damned check!
I did get to answer when the waitress would ask what I wanted
to drink. I was pretty conservative with my drinks at mealtime.
I'd most always ask for a Dr. Pepper or a Coke to wash down
my hamburger. But other times, I'd go for it! Nugrape! Frostie
Root Beer! Orange Crush! The entire Nehi family!
Daddy's company picnics were the highlight of my year back
then. Forget Christmas. Forget birthdays. I'm talking row
after row of washtubs full of ice and any brand or flavor of
soda imaginable. Heaven HAS to be like this! Momma made me
come back to the table to drink each one, though, so that cut
into my drinking time. If it hadn't been for that little bit
of exercise, I might well have drank myself to death!
Hey, it was JUST soda, but it was such an incredibly big deal
to a lot of us back then. God, I feel sorry for kids today.
Compared to us, they pretty much get whatever they want and
don't realize what they are missing. They're being cheated.
Today, there's still that Dublin Dr. Pepper. Every 3 months
or so, I drive down to Dublin, Texas and pick up a few cases
of real Dr Pepper in real returnable bottles. I try not to drink
them very often, but when I do, it gives me the feeling that
I've somehow found a way to beat the system. You know? Sticking
it to The Man. Yeah. Freedom comes in a 10-ounce bottle.
Contact Michael Johnson at
rockzilla-at-rockzilla.net
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